Behavior for the Birds

I got a phone call at work today from a mother on the brink.  Seems sibling love and good-will was a bit of a scarcity today.  I addressed the situation this evening when I got home.

Part of the "attitude adjustment" involved doing lines.  I made the kids copy Proverbs 30:17 five times.

Go ahead.  Look it up.

A Hairowing Loss

Oh no!  Where's N?  He got sucked down the sink!

Oh, never mind. There he is!

Career Counseling

A dinner conversation with N:

N:	I wonder if I'm going to be a pastor when I grow up?
Me:	Is that something you think you would like to be?
N:	I dunno. I haven't worked all the details out yet.
Me:	What do you mean?
N:	Well, like, I don't even know how to be a pastor.
Me:	I think there's training for that.

Hide it under a bushel?