Sunday, October 21, 2012

"I'm Your Father! It is Useless to Resist!"

I'm beginning to have an appreciation for poor Darth Vader's frustration in getting his kids to heed his advice...

I have to fight my natural tendency to dictate the family Halloween agenda. I've always loved the creative aspect of the holiday and I cringe every time I seen an uninspired power ranger or Toy Story Woody. "My kids will never do that," I say through clenched teeth. "They will do something brilliant. Unique. Something exceptional!" But I've learned that kids don't want exceptional. They don't want unique. They want the common, the tried-and-true, the safe. I feel like weeping. But I will be strong and if my kids want to be Ariel or Lightning McQueen I will set aside my wounded elitist pride and let them be... common.

The process of nailing down this year's Halloween costumes has taken us through a number of intermediate destinations. We were going to be sharks at one point. (Lots of potential there, I thought!) Spiders were in the running for a while. (Yeah!  We could get creative with spiders!) But we seem to have settled now on a rebellious alliance...complete with injection-mold plastic masks and mass-produced faux wigs. I will submit to it, though the Force within me is somewhat disturbed. As if millions of sparks of creativity suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...

Hey you on the right!  Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

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