Today we mourn the passing of Daddy's favorite coffee mug. It moved on to a better ceramic existence in a tragic and heartbreaking incident earlier this week. The name of the alleged culprit responsible for the tragedy shall not be revealed, since she was ostensibly assisting her mother clean up in the kitchen and assures the coroner's inquest that it was truly an "assident".Nevertheless, news of the passing is met with much grief on Daddy's part, and a little sarcasm on Mommy's. The pain is eased slightly by the fact that the deceased had an identical twin (kindly standing in for its brother in the above photo) who has so far survived many similarly violent incidents.
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