Saturday, April 26, 2008

Learning the Lingo

N's quite the talkative chap, and sometimes the novice listener may be left in the linguistic dust. For those requiring a reliable bilingual dictionary, I submit the following:


  • Dah-Eee - n. male parent; father.
    <Dah-eee go work! Dah-eee go work!>

  • Mah-mee - n. female parent; mother.
    <Mah-mee home! Mah-mee home!>

  • Gra-Eee - n. A jolly older male who occasionally visits from Maine. He looks an awful lot like Dah-Eee.
    <Gra-Eee phone! Gra-Eee phone!>

  • Mi-mi - n. A jolly older female who also occasionally visits from Maine. Seems to travel in tandem with Gra-Eee. Come to think of it, she looks an awful lot like Dah-Eee too.
    <Mi-mi, Gra-Eee bye-bye!>

  • Cla-cla - n. A much-loved aunt who frequently accompanies L and N on adventures.
    <Cla-cla train!>

  • collie - n. A long tubular food made of semolina flour, often served boiled with tomato sauce. A dinner favorite of both N and L.
    <More more! More collie!>

  • nie-nie - n. or adv. N's final act of the day, or the location in which it is performed.
    <No go nie-nie!>

  • al-mine-eey - adj. Supremely powerful. Unsurpassed in strength.
    <God a fah-er al-mine-eey!>

  • annas - n. A tropical fruit imported from Central and South America. A breakfast staple.
    <More more! More annas!>

  • pah-ohl - n. A game or toy made from interlocking wooden or cardboard shapes. Typically forms a picture when properly assembled.
    <Dah-Eee pah-ohl hep!>

  • lye-ee - n. A florescent or incandescent glass globe or tube, typically found on the ceiling. Endless fun to activate and deactivate.
    <Mah-mee lye-ee on!>

  • Doh-doh-doh - p.n. A Rogers and Hammerstein song often sung in the Austrian Alps. Extols the virtues of deer, sunlight, and hot drinks one partakes with jam and bread.
    <...Bring us bah to Doh-doh-doh-doh!>

  • Ay-dah-why - p.n. Another Rogers and Hammerstein song. (N's into show tunes.) Celebrates a small European meadow flower,evidently known for its friendliness.
    <Ay-dah-why, Ay-dah-why, Ev-ee moh-ni you gree me.>

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha! Thanks for the translations! Mimi and Gra ee have trouble sometimes ubderstanding our genious like grandson. I look forward to seeing what's new on here everyday.Keep up the wonderful blogs Steve! Love to you all...Mi mi