Confirmed: That Was Stacy in the Delivery Room!

From time to time my daughter's looks are maligned by comparisons to her father. Try as I might to ignore such slander, I nevertheless occasionally hear people consoling Stacy because it is clear to them that I have two children and she has none. While I think, for better or worse, I've left a considerable genetic mark on the kiddos, I did come across an old photograph of Stacy recently that does lend some credence to the claim that she did have something to do with the begetting of our daughter.