We are sad to report the untimely passing of a beloved family member this morning. McQueen Perkins went to the great fishbowl in the sky in the wee hours of the morning. He is survived by what is assumed to be his sister, Ariel Perkins, though truth be told, no one really knows what the sex of either was, or really, which one went belly-up for that matter. We're all a little surprised the other one hasn't keeled yet too.
But we're all very broken up about it, nonetheless.
Cash donations will be accepted in lieu of flowers.
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Our pastor's daughter once asked him,
"Dad, in the resurrection will the fish swim back up the toilets?"
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