
Today was my last day of jury duty and therefore my last relaxing morning of kicking back until my 10:00 court time, but I was up around 6:00 this morning anyway trying to get back onto a work biorhythm. I was sitting out on the couch reading quietly when I heard the rustling of a plastic bag behind me in the kitchen and the double squeals of delight that surely indicated the plethora of puppets had been uncovered. There was a moment or two of excited whispering from the kitchen that had all the hallmarks of a plan being hatched. Presently my quiet was run asunder by a sudden, shrill, and not-too-in-tune rendition of It's a Small World at copious volume. Not quite sure why I was being subjected to this particular melodic favorite of mine (a favorite kind of along the lines of kidney stones), so I turned to see where the "music" was coming from. And then I realized: I hadn't been cruelly transported by some evil sorcerer to the It's a Small World ride; the ride had come to me!
For the next fifteen minutes I was treated to an endlessly repeated, though quite spirited duet of the song (and it's amazing how much "endless" can fit in fifteen minutes), while a parade of puppeteers slowly marched past me wearing various hand puppets, each rather spastically gyrating to the song. Each new pass featured a new and different hand puppet. It was hard to tell if the puppets were purporting to sing the song, or to be having long, sustained, dramatic seizures.








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