Thou shall not _________.

N was lollygagging before church today, playing with his toys and not getting dressed. He got a sharp rebuke from his Dad which sent him crying to his Mom. "But Mommy," he piously wept to Stacy, a snotty mess of tears, "Daddy's making me work on the Sabbath which is supposed to be a day of rest!"

I wonder if he thinks any other commandments were infringed upon this morning...