1) Building a spooky haunted gingerbread house with Aunt Claudia.
2) Visiting the local pumpkin patch.
Below you will find a plethora of exciting and dramatic photos of the events. (At least I hope the photos are exciting and dramatic, as my retelling will likely be neither.)
The High-Calorie Haunted House
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| Master architect Claudia surveys the engineering schematics. |
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| Stacy supervises the cheap sub-contracted construction labor (all paid under the table). |
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| We suspect this one was pilfering lots of the decorative hardware for his own uses. |
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| Got kind of aggressive toward the end. I don't think we'll hire them again. |
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| Even the job sup seemed a little concerned about the subs. |
The Land of Ubiquitous Squash
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| What other purpose could they possibly have had in mind for a hay-bail runway? |
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| Zenyatta really regrets not winning that last race now! |
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| Yes, that is a pony. Like we wouldn't have noticed otherwise. |
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| Gramlynne with her usual animal magnetism. You just know she's wondering if they can do agility. |
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| The rash started showing up about 5 hours later... |
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| The fingers were eventually recovered in stomach #3. |
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| I will pass up the opportunity to make a "stalker" reference. |
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| Poor goats. Would you want to live with roosters perched perpetually over you? |
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| Note how it specifically does not preclude great aunts... |
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