...and N seems to have found most of them.
A head dive off the garden path yesterday left N looking a little worse for the wear. I'm not too worried. His future as a GQ model might have just taken a detour, but he'll still have plenty of positive opportunities before him. I can, for example, just stick bolts on the side of his neck for Halloween this year. He can make big bucks playing Victim #8 in Freddy Krueger Decimates Dallas. At any zoo he's free to crawl into the tiger cage, because the cats will all assume he's already been mauled.
By the way, anybody know of any cute little 1-year-old girls with a shock of white hair running down the middle?
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