Friday, January 9, 2009

Child Warfare

It's been a long day with the kids and as a result Stacy and I have been doing some soul searching. Every year thousands of children are adopted from China, Romania, Vietnam and other far and distant lands. After the day we've had with ours today Stacy and I have concluded that we owe it to our country to even out the trade deficit. We will shortly be putting our children up for adoption to the furthest bidder.

We had considered shipping them off in a box with airholes to Mimi and Grampy in Maine, but as a kid I read The Incredible Journey and have an irrational fear that they would find their way back. And besides, we like Mimi and Grampy. China certainly seems like worthy choice. Uzbekistan looks like another good option.

Of course the new Obama administration probably doesn't want yet another international crisis to deal with at the moment; it's hard to imagine such a transfer would not inevitably be viewed by the recipient nation as a hostile threat against their national security.

Do military schools have preschool and kindergarten options?

2 comments:

Kim said...

Hahaha!!!.......That bad of a day, huh? Been there. (((((Steve & Stacy)))))

Love to you both,
Kim

Anonymous said...

You can not possibly be referring to my sweet grandchildren!!!!! L and N..A and G are the smartest, most well-behaved and handsomest children in the world!! Mimi and Grampy will take them! Love to L and N also to "mean" Mommy and Daddy!
Mimi